CBF Running

I’m always running my mouth, doesn’t that count as exercise?  The real issue is that by the time you realise that you are not a fan of running for exercise you are too far away from home to walk back.  Lucky they invented Uber is all I can say.  

They say you should run like there's a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you. The only time running has come in useful for me is when I have had to save myself from a fight or the law. 

Running can be very meditative for some people though.  It makes them feel less murderous.  A run can be like a good cup of coffee - I’m much nicer after I’ve had one. It also makes me need the toilet.  No I am not the poo jogger.